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What it means: I have been cheating on my diet for the past four days and now it's the weekend and I need you to tell me I look good Why we use it: Because we never really think we look good unless the compliment comes from someone else Used in a sentence: "I had an egg and cheese breakfast sandwich, Chipotle for lunch and Penne Alla Vodka for dinner, but I want to wear this crop top -- do I look fat? I didn't want to go out with him again anyway No, ew, he's like my brother.
We have all been guilty of hiding behind claims and false expressions, hoping whomever we're talking to can read our minds, or at least be tricked by our statements. What it means: I have yet to shower ; I just got out of the shower and haven't touched my hair yet; I can't get my eyeliner wings even; I've tried on four separate outfits and hate every single one of them Why we use it: To convince whomever we're talking to that we are not high maintenance regardless of the fact it takes us over two hours to get ready Used in a sentence: "Stop calling me every half hour, I said I would be ready in five minutes!
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What it means: He never called me again and my ego is shot Why we use it: To trick ourselves into thinking we weren't interested in the first place when, in reality, we would have given it another shot Used in a sentence: "No I haven't heard from him, but it's fine because I didn't want to go out with him again anyway. I didn't do that What it means: I am far from over it and have been cyber-stalking him every day since we stopped speaking Why we use it: To try and convince ourselves, as well as other people, we have won the breakup Used in a sentence: "Do you know who he's hooking up with now?
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I don't even like him What it means: I am so single it hurts, but currently have no guy situation on my radar whatsoever Why we use it: To convince ourselves that even if the opportunity presented itself, we still wouldn't embrace it Used in a sentence: "I'm so happy the two of them found each other, but, honestly, I don't even want a boyfriend.
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